HERE is the dirt in your garden .


When he was born, he cried like holy hell... well, the best of us cried, I guess…

Florescent lights are worse than bullets to newborn eyes.

If HE knew how to speak, he’d kick like a savage and scream: "PUT ME BACK, FUCKERS!"

[Not that they would listen.]

To some extent, he’s never recovered the embarrassment.


 
 
the seed is planted...